- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

Are you a tree

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

One day a man walked into a wall

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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