Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

s

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Oh my God! A talking dog!

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops