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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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