What's big and white?

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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