why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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oooh look a banshee

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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Anti Joke

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