- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

A man walks into a bar.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Why was the man sad? His wife left

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

what do u call a black person by his name

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

hahahahaha thats not funny

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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