Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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