- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

JUST KIDDING^

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

There's my tractor.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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