If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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hey, my names mark.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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