A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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