- Anti Joke

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education