So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

What is more worse than death? Death

Moo! I'm a goat!

Agent 47.

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