What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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kcuf read it backwards

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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