If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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