I'm 4 and what is this?

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

My penis is big... not.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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