- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

Daym im romantic

What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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