What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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<=3 penis

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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