- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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Adele walks into the stables

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

This joke is funny

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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