Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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