A Fat Kenyan

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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