A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

whats red and falls from a tree an apple

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

So, same time tomorrow then?

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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