What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

A Fat Kenyan

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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