You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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A man buys a prius

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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hot diggity dog

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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Jake. Walsh.

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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Barbara Streisand

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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