- Anti Joke

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.