awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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