why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Knock Knock. Shut up.

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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