anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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