-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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Cows are land manatees.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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