Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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