How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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