My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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hi patrick

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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Are you a tree

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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