- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He walked in a bar

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Top Gear USA

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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