Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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