What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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What's big and white?

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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