Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

The MLS

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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