You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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He walked in a bar

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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weston cage

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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