In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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God. God.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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Womens' sports

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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