Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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