Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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