- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

An Artic Storm.

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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