- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

a horse walks into a blender ow

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

david what a baghead

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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