- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

dick dick dick... frogs

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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