A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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