- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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