Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

God. God.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Knock Knock, Ow my face

A seal walks into a club.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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