What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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