- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

PENIS

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

CRY

yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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