Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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Wanna here a good joke?

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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A black man is setting up contingency measures of protection in his personal place of residence when all of a sudden, several warning alarms sound and a few specialized people with red "combating" devices who were alerted by the blatant scenerio unfolding before them were moving quickly in order to match previously stipulated criteria of value. The black man and his family were partaking in a monthly fire drill unfolding in their own house since they were extremely responsible, law-abiding citizens of the city they were located in that required various kinds ofl saftey precautions to be taken so to mitigate the serious chance that people might be hurt by preventable, residential distasters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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