- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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