- Anti Joke

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

a horse walks into a blender ow