- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

I told you it would happen

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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