- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Do u take sugar?

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

Knock knock --Come in.

Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

FUCK THE JEWS

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

A chicken walks into a barn.

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