- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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