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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

This one time at band camp music was played.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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