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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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