What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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canadians

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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Knock knock --Come in.

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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Womens' sports

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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FUCK THE JEWS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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