- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

baby seal walks into a club

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