- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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