i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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neil patrick harris

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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