- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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