Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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Nickelback

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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Bacon is delcious.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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