Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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This is not a joke.

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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