why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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Bacon is delcious.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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