- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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