- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Get off my porch.

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