My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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Well... At that time everyone expected that the only people that knew hypnosis where either "born with the gift from the stars" or was some old beard man that spent "hundreds of years in the mountains".or a wizard or a shamanic priest, or well some guy in a particular stupid suit of sorts, it increased its potency simple as that, as having people stare at me and laugh because "You are not some beardy guru master" is a pretty bad start for the effective use of mass hypnosis. Mono-ideoism actually just means really concentrated focus on a single object or state of mind, the thing about the name (aside from sounding kinda mono-idiotic) is that strong focus alone does NOT lead to a state of relaxation which is one of the prime requirements to achieve a state of trance, I mean try focusing on something really hard and your body produces a huge amount of beta waves, aka stress. All of that is bullshit, but my horrible childhood did leave me with the "gift" to space out pretty quickly, so I learned it pretty fast without really knowing what it was at first.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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