- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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