- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

Knock Knock Come in.

Lets Go Lakers!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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