- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

I told you it would happen

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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