- Anti Joke

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

Because she has down's syndrome

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

roses are red, violets are blue.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

im gey

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke