What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

U mad?

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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