- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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