- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

What's brown and sticky? A Stick

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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