Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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