whats 69+2? 71

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

Want to hear a Joke? No.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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