- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

Butt poop.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

There's a god, just kidding.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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