Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

I told you it would happen

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

The MLS

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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