Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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Women's rights

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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religion

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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A Fat Kenyan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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