Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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