- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

knock, knock whos there child molestor

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

what's worst than being gay? being black

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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