Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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