What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

Christianity

42, that is all

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

A woman walks into a bar.

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

whats 69+2? 71

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

Anti Joke

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