What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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