A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

canada

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

._____________________. Whale!

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

JUST KIDDING^

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

A chicken walks into a barn.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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