- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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