In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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