Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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bacon

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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Has u seen my grammar?

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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Pineapple.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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whats white and sticky glue

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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