Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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I hate blackniggers

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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Justin's hair

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Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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Anti Joke

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