- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Want to hear a joke? Me too.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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